I want to tell everyone about a man. This man’s name is Mej. Mej is from a small tribe of people located in deepest, darkest Africa.

His life is pretty simple. He wakes up in the morning, shows his five children the ways of the world, hunts, eats and has sex with his wife.

Mej feels content because he is able to provide for his family and has never doubted his place in the world.

He has never had to kill a member of a neighboring tribe like his ancestors before him, and he has remained healthy despite nearly being killed when he was a child.

He has never met a white man, never seen the ocean and hasn’t been part of a National Geographic Special.

Mej died last night is his sleep and, according to the God-socks guy, Mej is going to hell for never finding Jesus.

James M. Richards

Sophomore

Computer science