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Quick E of the Day

“Vegans and Pagans and Christians, oh my!”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“To all the guys who play the ‘penis-game’ in the Tower’s dining room, go

back to junior high.”

Freshman

Microbiology

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“That ‘Rev.’ Phelps who is defaming our great university is really starting to piss some of us off. The university should hire someone

like Ken Starr to dig up all kinds of dirt on him.”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“To Supercop on second floor Storms: take the shades off when your inside, you dolt!”

Sophomore

Horticulture

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“The DPS should quit giving out parking tickets and find the person that’s

stealing all the dry-erase markers.”

Junior

History

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“Once all us ‘meatlovers’ run out of animals to eat, look out vegetarians,

cause we’re coming after you.”

Junior

Agricultural studies

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“SUUUUUUUURGE!!!!!”

Freshman

Management information systems

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“Die parking-nazis, die!”

Freshman

Undeclared

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