Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Women at ISU are like parking spaces, they’re either taken or handicapped.”

Senior

Journalism and mass communication

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“New definition of irony:

Riding the elevator in the Rec Center!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“To the God-sock guy:

Let those who are without sin cast the first stone. In other words, stop harassing us.”

Sophomore

Finance

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“Do all of the girls at ISU have boyfriends in other schools or does it just seem that way?”

Sophomore

Computer science

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“I think the North Dakota State hockey team should change their name to the

Cigarettes……..’cause they got SMOKED!”

Sophomore

Animal science

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“Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A: A salad shooter.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“At Iowa State, I’ve learned

that you can get by on charm for about fifteen

minutes. After that, you’d better know something. “

Senior

Industrial technology

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“To the heckler in Helser: Ever been shoved up a tuba?”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“What idiot scheduled Homecoming during midterms?”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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