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Quick E of the Day

“Remember, no matter where you go … there you are.”

Junior

Physics

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“The Dukes suck!”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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“DPS is nothing but a bunch of Sherlock Holmes wannabes.”

Freshman

Liberal arts and sciences

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“I too, must come out of the closet: I AM A WASHINGTON REDSKINS FAN (Oh the horror)!”

Graduate student

Interdisciplinary studies

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“Why can’t food service ever make us poor college students cheese sticks. I want cheese sticks really bad!”

Senior

Sociology

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“Don’t judge people on their age, sex preference, intelligence, religion, looks, personality, eating habits, and where they park. Judge them on what color their shaving cream is.”

Freshman

Biology and pre-veterinary

medicine

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“Did anyone else notice the barbecue sauce substitute for tomato sauce in the pizza at MWL last weekend?”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“STUPH rules!”

Senior

Computer science

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“The freshmen are restless tonight.”

Senior

Liberal arts and sciences

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“Where is our Midnight Madness?”

Junior

Finance

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