I used to believe that calling DPS parking nazis was wrong.

I mean, they have a very tough job trying to keep everything going smoothly.

Well, not any more.

If you are a professor at Iowa State, you can park anywhere you want and not get into trouble.

Let me tell the story.

This professor came to school in the morning and his spot had been taken, so he parked his car right in front of the loading dock and left it there.

That was at nine o’clock. This loading dock is in back of Agronomy Hall and this time of year is very busy with the harvest of research plots.

Nobody knew whose car it was, so they called DPS. DPS checked it out and said it belonged to a professor and there was nothing they could do about it.

Nothing they could do about it. If it were a student’s car, they would know what to do about it: tow it! Tow it as fast as possible.

This is where Nazism comes into it. Didn’t Hitler choose his Aryan race to be people that he ranked as being better than everyone else because they had blonde hair and blue eyes?

Well, DPS is just choosing to place professors over students.

I mean, why not?

The students are the only ones who cause the parking problems at Iowa State.

Todd Hull

Junior

Agricultural business