Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Whatever happened to that ‘amputees and midgets’ guy?”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“With all the housing changes in the ‘Master Plan,’ when does Jischke’s

house come down?”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“No Pepsi on campus? You might as well tell me there’s no Santa Claus.”

Senior

Agricultural studies

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“If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?”

Junior

Advertising

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“To the senior in agronomy: God made you out of meat too, but no one

wants to eat you.”

Freshman

Mechanical engineering

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“Two words for the next group who tries to take down the goal posts:

POWER TOOLS!”

Senior

Horticulture

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“Why is there braille on drive-up ATMs?”

Freshman

Psychology

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“Want to park anywhere and never be ticketed? Join the football team.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“To the sophomore in chemical engineering: If you have to ride the elevator at the Rec Center, you must really need to be there.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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