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Quick E of the Day

“To all students:Vote early, vote often, voted naked.”

Freshman

Pre-architecture

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“Bravo, and well said, Ryan Larson!!!!”

Senior

Animal science and

pre-veterinary medicine

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“If you punched the preachy guy with the socks down and asked him WWJD, do you think he would have you charged with assault?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“Hey Mr. Ramynke, how does it feel to be a hypocrite? Most Christians don’t take the Lord’s name in vain!”

Junior

Industrial technology

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“Forget the Christians and non-Christians, forget the vegans and meat-eaters, Vanilla Ice is back, and all is right with the world!”

Freshman

Journalism and mass

communication

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“To Mr. Ramynke: “Do not answer a fool according to his folly, or you will be like him yourself.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“To the freshman in apparel merchandising, design and production: It’s exactly that sort of mentality that turns people off of Christianity.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“The polls are just in — Iowa State University is against any and all types

of fun.”

Freshman

Engineering

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“To all those harassing us Christians: We aren’t forcing you to listen to us; we just hope you do.”

Freshman

Agricultural engineering

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