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Quick E of the Day

“Spam is not involuntary manslaughter — it’s more like suicide.”

Senior

Horticulture

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“The problem with discussion classes is that people talk.”

Junior

Horticulture

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“Marrying a woman for her beauty is like eating a bird for its singing.”

Freshman

Management information systems

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“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, God wouldn’t have made them out of

meat!!!!”

Senior

Agronomy

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“Officer Regenold: You’re right, it wasn’t your position to comfort Miss Young. But, it sure as hell wasn’t your position to lecture her. Your job is to gather the facts and catch the intruder,

nothing more.”

Graduate student

Electrical engineering

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“‘There is no occasion to be vulgar; life is quite vile enough.’

—T.S. Eliot’s mother-in-law, Rose Haigh-Wood”

Senior

Horticulture

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“The elevator at the Rec Center smells disturbingly FUNKY.”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“Why is common sense so uncommon?”

Junior

Sociology

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“If God tells the Jesus Nazi outside the library that everything I do is a sin, why can’t He tell him that socks pulled up to your knees are no substitute for jeans in this weather?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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