Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“To the cute couple sitting in back of Communication Studies 101: Get a room!”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“Women are like parking spaces: The best ones cost money.”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“To the senior in journalism and mass communication: The girls at Iowa State are more like 30-minute loading zones.”

Freshman

Construction engineering

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“Women are like parking spaces: They are either taken, handicapped, or two are taken by one user.”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“Men at ISU are like toilets: They’re either occupied or full of crap.”

Junior

Early childhood education

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“To the Freshman in Computer Engineering: Parking spaces are not made for wide loads.”

Sophomore

Computer Science

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“I’m not taken, handicapped or too small — just shy.”

Sophomore

Construction Engineering

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“Noting reactions from the ‘parking spot’ Quick E the other day, some of you women need to get a sense of humor.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Even attractively challenged and weight-abundant females can have attitude

on this campus.”

Senior

Management information systems

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.