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Quick E of the Day

“If a man says something in the forest, and there are no women to hear him, is he still wrong?”

Freshman

Journalism and mass communication

“I think everyone is just looking in the wrong parking lot.”

Junior

Political science

“I hate Quick Es.”

Senior

Journalism and mass

communication

“Enough about parking spaces. The only way to make progress is by moving on.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

“Men are like snow falls … you’ll never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.”

Freshman

Speech communication

“Think of the God-Socks guy as a beautiful example of our First Amendment:

If we didn’t have that amendment, we might have to listen to him!”

Freshman

English

“Welcome to Iowa. We make meth.”

Senior

Computer engineering

“I prefer Judaism; it’s quieter.”

Freshman

Liberal arts and sciences

“What is the use of getting busted by RAs if you don’t even get your name in the paper?”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.