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Quick E of the Day

“Save a horse, ride a cowboy.”

Senior

Sociology

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“I’ve been saying it for years, and Greg Jerrett simply made it public: Not everyone is a Christian, so leave those of us who aren’t the hell alone!”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“To the two frat guys who called me ‘queer,’ tackled me and kicked me in

the head Friday night: I hope you had fun. Here’s something you can cut

out of the paper and brag to your friends about.”

Sophomore

Pre-engineering

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Bill Gates says, “Control your competition, by having it spayed or neutered.”

Alumnus

Agricultural systems technology

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“The reason you’re so ‘single’ is because you are such a pimp.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Christians: If you wouldn’t insist on telling unwilling listeners your beliefs, non-Christians wouldn’t be able to spit them back at you.”

Junior

Fine arts

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“Christians: Please stop telling us non-Christians what we should believe, because we don’t care about your opinion.”

Junior

Fine arts

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“Why would anyone care about what a basketball player who never plays says about who should be the next governor?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“To Greg Jerrett: Amen!”

Senior

Computer engineering

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