What’s all this talk about vegetables?

Meat tastes good, pure and simple.

Cows are for eating. Pigs are for eating.

Animals are for eating.

That’s it. If they weren’t, then they wouldn’t taste good.

What other use is there for a cow anyway.

He stands. He moos. He eats grass.

Unless you want a 2,000 lb. lawn mower, you eat the cow.

If cows didn’t want to be eaten, they would say, ‘please don’t eat me.’

No cow has ever asked me not to eat him. So I’m gonna keep on eating them.

Animals don’t have rights they just have a one way ticket to the meat locker. They are lesser life forms than the human race. We win, we eat them.

When the animal race overpowers us someday, they’ll be eating us.

Until then, I want a dripping red, bloody American steak.

Here’s my plan.

We should genetically engineer a race of human beings whose skin is denim.

We feed these people, nurture them and help them grow.

Then when they become full grown adults, we skin them and make jeans out of them.

After that we take the jeans and give them to a herd of cows. If the cows decided to wear the jeans, problem solved.

Then people could eat burgers and wear leather jackets all they wanted.

No guilt.

I guess what I’m saying is shut up.

All this bitching and whining about killing a poor defenseless animal is bunk.

In the Bible they ate fish and slaughtered lambs.

So God doesn’t care.

And someone made a valid point last week in the Daily.

What about the plants.

No one has ever considered their rights.

Whose to say the plant is any less deserving to live than Porky the Pig. It’s because that stupid pig was in a movie.

Any of you seen “Babe.”

It sucked.

But the pig was cute and he talked and now no one wants to eat him.

So if talking is a condition for not eating something, let me remind you of another movie.

Little Shop of Horrors.

Talking plant, yessir.

So don’t eat plants.

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Nathan Cmelik

Junior

Mathematics