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Quick E of the Day

“To all students: Smoke early, smoke often, vote high.”

Senior

Pre-medicine

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“Kudos to Craig Peterson. Finally, someone who has sidestepped the trap of

hypocrisy and written with some actual Christian values.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“If Iowa State likes to promote diversity on campus, why is it that we can only have ONE soft drink company to choose from?”

Senior

Management information systems

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“To the junior in psychology and sociology: it gives a new meaning to the label cyCLONES doesn’t it?”

Freshman

Animal ecology

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“My dog meets more women than I do, and he only has one eye!”

Sophomore

Undeclared

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“Don’t you just hate it when your favorite prime time campaign commercials

are interrupted by those pesky TV shows?”

Junior

Speech communications

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“Going to hell would be a nice break from all this Christian dogma.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Nathan Ellefson: Have you heard the phrase ‘freedom of speech?’ Why do you think it’s called the opinion page?”

Alumnus

Journalism and mass

communication

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