Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Never let school interfere with your education.”

Freshman

Apparel merchandising, design and production

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“If I see one more article about the childish argument of whether eating

meat is wrong or right, I think I will go crazy and kill a cow.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“Will the people at Durham please shower before using the computer lab?

Seriously.”

Sophomore

Political science

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“To the freshman in microbiology:

PEEEEENNIIIIIIIIISSSS!”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Will somebody please turn on the damn heat in Towers!!!!”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering

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“Salina, I didn’t mean to hurt you, I love only you. Please forgive me.”

Sophomore

Community and regional planning

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“Jerrett, don’t look for a goal when drinking, just enjoy.”

Sophomore

Finance

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“To the freshman in microbiology:

PPUUURRRRGGGEEE!!”

Junior

History

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“If we eat all of the corn, what are the cows going to eat?”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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