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Quick E of the Day

“The homosexual agenda! Basic civil rights. What a bunch of perverts.”

Sophomore

Art and design

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“I don’t like this rain. When is it going to snow?”

Freshman

Computer engineering

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“When they handed out brains, you thought they said trains — So you got …

on and … rode for … awhile.”

Sophomore

Elementary education

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“To all the high-fivin’ MFs at the Local H show … the song’s about you.

Sophomore

Liberal arts and science

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“Mr. Jerrett, speak for yourself.”

Freshman

Agriculture

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“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A preacher, a vegan, and a homosexual go into a parking lot …”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“To Steve Erickson: The GSB helped fund the candlelight vigil to promote

peace, not the ‘homosexual agenda.'”

Freshman

Journalism and mass communication

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“‘I say it is as GREAT to be a WOMAN as it is to be a MAN.’ — Walt Whitman,

Song of My Self.”

Senior

Child and family services

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“If there was a homosexual agenda, I wouldn’t mind supporting it … now the

VEGETARIAN agenda, on the other hand …”

Freshman

Undeclared

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