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Quick E of the Day

“Why talk to the man in charge when you can talk to the woman who knows what is going on?”

Freshman

Animal science

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“Opinion editor or opinion Nazi? Greg Jerrett, please resign.”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“How much energy did Jesus spend in the condemnation of others?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“I think that one day, all nations of the world will unite … with the help

of the unibrow.”

Senior

Liberal arts and sciences

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“Hey God-Socks Guy, pull my finger!”

Freshman

Agricultural studies

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“To everyone: You should have an open mind, not an empty one.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“Why does everybody at Iowa State look the same?”

Junior

Psychology and sociology

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“Non-christians: The reason we are telling you about our faith is we’re trying to save your hell-bound souls!”

Freshman

Apparel merchandising, design and production

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“Bikinis in October … man, I love this place!”

Sophomore

Undeclared

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“Dear Santa: Could I please have a Terry Bowden?”

Junior

History

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“I would rather join Gandhi in hell than Ev Cherrington in his heaven.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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