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Quick E of the Day

“FINALLY!!!”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“Somebody once told us that Hell would freeze over when Iowa lost to Iowa

State … how cold is it in Iowa City?”

Alum

Michigan

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“To all the residents of Iowa City:

This is CYCLONE COUNTRY now!”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass

communication

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“If intelligence is supposed to conquer animal instincts,

what does that say about our president?”

Junior

Management information

systems

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“I was disappointed I couldn’t schedule classes around Jerry Springer, but now I have the Ken Starr report to fill that void in my life.”

Senior

Industrial education and

technology

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“Why is Iowa State a clique I can’t break into? Get over yourself and

talk to strangers! I’d appreciate it!”

Junior

Journalism and mass

communication

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“Gettin’ jiggy with what?”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“Twenty-eight-point spread my butt! Go Clones!!”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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