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Quick E of the Day

“Teen sex in Iowa is declining, so are teen ITBS scores. Coincidence? I think not.”

Freshman

English

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“Remember, when you insult racism and other hatred products, you are

insulting the backbone of this country.”

Senior

Physics

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“To the sophomore in graphic design: Could you please send me a picture of you and your frat brothers to put in my shrine so I can worship you properly?”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Thanks to Jerrett, Godar and Bryne for the most amusing, thought-provoking

opinion page yet.”

Freshman

Computer science

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“I don’t think it’s fair for the Kansas baptists to stereotype Iowa State just

because we have a large number of frats.”

Sophomore

Journalism and mass communication

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“24 hours in a day … 24 cans of Surge in a case … coincidence?”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

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“Is there no end to the Christian-bashing on the opinion page?”

Freshman

Pre-electrical engineering

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“Why do the bananas in the cafeteria have ‘Got Milk?’ stickers on them?”

Freshman

Genetics

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