Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“If we don’t get the goal post next win, we’re taking the Campanile.”

Sophomore

Art and design

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“Now that we know there is a higher percentage of women on campus, how about starting a personals column so we can meet them.”

Senior

Finance

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“What does the President remember?”

Sophomore

Actuarial science

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“If I wore a WonderBra, I still wouldn’t be Wonderwoman. So what’s the point?”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“Does anyone else get the munchies when they see the Partnership for a Drug Free America ad in the paper?”

Junior

Architecture

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“Dustin: Before you scream your ignorance to the entire Iowa State Campus, maybe you should go to an alliance meeting so you know what you’re

talking about.”

Junior

Education and psychology

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“Mother is the word for God on the lips and hearts of all children.”

Sophomore

Anthropology

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“Hmm … do you think Martin Jischke allowed a tape recorder in his meeting with the Daily the other day?”

Senior

Architecture

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“Character matters when Clinton is draft-dodging or sucking on a doobie, yet now that the Henry Hyde story has come out, no references to “character” can be found.”

Senior

Ceramic engineering

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