Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Cheese is not dog unless your dog is named cheese.”

Junior

History

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“When what is vile is exalted among the sons of men,

the wicked strut about freely.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Anyone who would write a Quick E mocking the man at the Hub who preaches love should have been listening, not laughing.”

Freshman

Civil engineering

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“The new iMAC mouse: Point and thump, for those without digits.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“Leave my boyfriend alone!”

Junior

Community health education

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“Attention Smokers:

Please don’t sit next to me in class. You smell like crap.”

Junior

Agricultural studies

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“The ratio of women to men at ISU has increased from 40 to 43 percent — is this statistic by population or by weight?”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“What’s the deal with food service? I can’t figure out which is the biggest crime, all the trees that died for the paper plates or all the animals that died for this so-called food?”

Sophomore

Liberal arts and sciences

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“To my darling on our anniversary, Tennessee is boring without you.”

Graduate student

Economics

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.