Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Sex is like Pringles — once it’s popped you can’t stop.”

Senior

Biology

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“Why is Cory Moss bent over like that?”

Senior

Landscape architecture

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“Is it possible to get your clothes dry the first time?”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“To the 14-year-old Taco Bell employee who beats up girls: lay off the drugs!”

Sophomore

Sociology

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“Why are there no condoms in the UDA vending machines? Do they think only people in the Towers get lucky?”

Sophomore

Liberal arts and sciences

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“Congratulations to our football team who, on Saturday, did not give up.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“OK, who let the zebras out of Blank Park Zoo on Saturday?”

Freshman

Horticulture

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“I was just wondering if the hockey cheerleaders actually do anything?”

Sophomore

Family services

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“Ben Godar couldn’t have said it better.”

Freshman

Undeclared

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“So, are there any other straight-edgers here?”

Sophomore

Art and design

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