Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Socially bitter? Don’t join the greek system.”

Senior

Finance

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“Social reject? Join the dorms!”

Senior

Animal science

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“I want to say thanks to the gal that warned me before passing by on her

bicycle in front of the M.U. Monday morning. I wish all bike riders on this

campus were as considerate as you.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“The fraternities aren’t the problem! We all know the real enemy is Freemasonry! Wake up!”

Senior

History

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“How many days a week can we eat scrambled eggs for breakfast? Sure they are easy to prepare, but at what cost?”

Sophomore

Industrial engineering

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“ATTENTION 2/3 of incoming freshman engineering students!

The Business College is on the EAST side of

the campus.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

“Am I the only one who thinks Conan O’Brien is sexy?”

Senior

Management

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“Todd Bandhauer: Why don’t you not worry about who ISU students cheer for and worry about maybe winning a game?”

Sophomore

Construction engineering

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“To the man who peed on my fiance’s car:

For crying out loud, the bushes were only 10 feet away!!!!”

Junior

Family & consumer sciences

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