Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“To the football team — somebody take the pitchman.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“It’s too bad that the people who really know how to run this country are busy teaching school.”

Senior

Community and regional

planning

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“Happy Birthday on Sept. 4th to No. 27’s biggest fan, from the guy who wishes

he was your No. 1.”

Senior

Hotel, restaurant, institution

management

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“Three hundred dollars a bushel?!? Tell my teachers I’m out pickin’ corn …”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“To the LAS junior: As a person who has spent three years at ISU and still not mastered “would you like fries with that,” I don’t believe that you are qualified to give anyone career advice.”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“I called home immediately after reading the Daily to tell dad to start harvesting our $300/bushel corn!”

Junior

Animal science

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“How does food service make the pictures of their food in the promotions look so tasty?”

Freshman

Pre-business

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“Did Chad Calek actually absolve himself of

responsibility for his actions by virtue of his gender?”

Adjuct professor

physics

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.