Quick Es

Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“Two weeks on, five days off? That seems fair.”

Junior

Construction engineering



“To the carrot top in Linden Hall: Hurry up, quit school and get a job

while you still know everything!”

Junior

Liberal arts and sciences


“Greek geek or dorm rat, we are all just students … now give Jischke all of your money!”

Senior

Industrial technology


“Twenty-one years of bleeding cardinal and gold, and, after Saturday’s game,

I’m now a Hawk fan … Go Hawks!!!”

Senior

Biology and pre-med


“To the poly-sci alum complaining about concerts: In a college town full of corruption and sin, WHO CARES if the shows are Christian or not? It’s not as though we’re in need of MORE moral depravity.”

Freshman

Pre-engineering


“To everyone who saw the guy drive right through the barricade on

campus by the Design Building — was that not the funniest thing you ever saw?”

Sophomore

Aerospace engineering


“How long do we get to whine about a letter to the editor in the Iowa State Daily?”

Senior

Business


“You can always count on the Daily’s business majors to charge 40 cents for a free newspaper.”

Sophomore

Computer science



E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.