Quick Es
September 8, 1998
Letter to the Editor
Quick E of the Day
“Two weeks on, five days off? That seems fair.”
Junior
Construction engineering
“To the carrot top in Linden Hall: Hurry up, quit school and get a job
while you still know everything!”
Junior
Liberal arts and sciences
“Greek geek or dorm rat, we are all just students … now give Jischke all of your money!”
Senior
Industrial technology
“Twenty-one years of bleeding cardinal and gold, and, after Saturday’s game,
I’m now a Hawk fan … Go Hawks!!!”
Senior
Biology and pre-med
“To the poly-sci alum complaining about concerts: In a college town full of corruption and sin, WHO CARES if the shows are Christian or not? It’s not as though we’re in need of MORE moral depravity.”
Freshman
Pre-engineering
“To everyone who saw the guy drive right through the barricade on
campus by the Design Building — was that not the funniest thing you ever saw?”
Sophomore
Aerospace engineering
“How long do we get to whine about a letter to the editor in the Iowa State Daily?”
Senior
Business
“You can always count on the Daily’s business majors to charge 40 cents for a free newspaper.”
Sophomore
Computer science
E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.