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Quick E of the Day

“I just don’t understand men and their cigars.”

Sophomore

Architecture

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“Wanna make the Daily trashier? Add the Porn Starr report!”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Instead of Clinton’s Oval Office, shouldn’t it be called the ‘Oral Office’ or ‘Oval Orifice?'”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

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“Iowa State Football: it’s FANtastic!”

Senior

Hotel and restaurant management

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“What’s up with those flags during the football halftime show … are we in Ames or Hawaii?”

Junior

Animal science

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“Who do I thank for hiring the comedian in front of the Hub Wednesday?”

Sophomore

History

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“Trust is a delicate thing. Be careful who you give it to.”

Senior

Sociology

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“Now that Chelsea is in college, do you think her dad will encourage her to

do an internship?”

Senior

Construction engineering

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“If E.T. landed in your back yard, would you bring him into your home and feed him, or try to kill him?”

Junior

Education

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