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Quick E of the Day

“So much for the real world; can I give my diploma back and start again as a freshman.”

Alum

Computer engineering

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“Going to class in this kind of weather is torture — I can’t wait for winter!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Monica Lewinsky is a slut. What kind of freak keeps a sperm-stained dress?”

Freshman

Sociology

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“To the blonde girl with the black shorts from tier four — I want to have your children!”

Freshman

Community and regional

planning

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“How many times do I need to get buzzed by a guy on a bike before these guys slow down? I had fewer close calls in the air force.”

Junior

Political science

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