Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Nuclear and unclear thinking are the same thing; it all depends on how you use the U.N.”

Sophmore

Undecided

“Hey ISU Alumni, can anyone endow the library with ‘just’ half a million dollars to keep the subscriptions to journals? The tiers will be renamed after the donor!!!”

Graduate student

Veterinary medicine

“I hope the chauvinist junior in Psychology and Sociology realizes that with

his major, his wife will be earning for him because he’ll be working as the

Greeter-Guy at Target.”

Junior

Pre-med/zoology

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