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Quick E of the Day

“Chicago Bulls?? Are they a chess club or what?

Tim Floyd? Michael Jordan? Are they chess players?”

Freshman

Undecided

“Hope Bulls suck next year and Cyclones go to the Final Four so that TF

could weep over his loss. Yeah…”

Senior

Computer science

“Homosexuals shall inherit the kingdom of hell. They are an abomination!”

Junior

Hotel and restaurant management

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