Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“When did we start handing out drivers licenses

in Cracker Jack boxes? Know the law, or get off the road!”

Senior

History

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“To become the best land grant university and to impress the orientation

students, ISU should impale a bloody dummy on the spikey remainder of that fallen tree branch on central campus.”

Senior

Environmental science and Spanish

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“Nice to hear Board of Regents student member Lisa Ahrens is moving out of the dorms after she voted YES to a 7% increase. Also glad she is coming back to school after taking a year off.”

Junior

Agricultural education

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“Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?”

Sophomore

Animal ecology

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“It’s so nice to see all of these CY-TAG kids all over campus this summer. It reminds me of when I was in high school. I hope they’re enjoying Ames.”

Senior

Biology

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“Before marriage a man yearns for his wife. After marriage you just take off the ‘y’.”

Junior

Psychology and sociology

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“A million thanks to columnist Greg Jerrett for providing us with much needed wit, sarcasm and truth. Write on!”

Senior

Environmental science and Spanish

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