Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“By God, anyone who burns a flag is a scum-sucking communist.”

Senior

Economics

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“Anyone wonder why, or care, that the sewer grates by the ISU center constantly extrude a grey smoke? I’m just guessing that’s not good.”

Junior

Genetics

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“To the Senior in EE: It’s kind of funny how a LOAN to an individual can be characterized as a “hand-out” while the same reactionary no-brains call blatant hand-outs to corporations ‘subsidies’.”

Senior

Ceramic Engineering

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“When someone asks me to do something that I think is annoying, I will do something that I KNOW is annoying.”

Freshman

Biology

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“We don’t have a gene pool — we have a gene cesspool.”

Graduate student

Genetics

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“Does anybody here know what a ‘warm fuzzy’ really is? I can’t believe people go around using that phrase without knowing what a truly obscene act they’re talking about!”

Junior

Electrical engineering

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“Martin Jischke sure gets a lot of money for being such an unpopular guy with students. Who actually likes Martin Jischke? —I mean, besides his wife.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“Someone needs to tell all these guys with their weed-eaters to stop their engines when a student is passing by. I got something in my eye today, and it was really hell. I had to miss class, and my eye is all red, and I think I might need to see a doctor!”

Freshman

Business

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“That ‘X-Files’ movie really stinks. I don’t get what all the hype is about.”

Sophomore

Undeclared

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