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Quick E of the Day

“To my friends Tim & Ev: For the Love of God — RELEASE THE GERBILS!”

Junior

English

“What president in his right mind would touch someone like Monica Lewinsky?”

Senior

Electrical engineering

“Do Tim and Ev want us Straight Christians to look stupid?”

Senior

Religious studies

“To the Junior in Hotel and restaurant management: Your feelings regarding homosexuals leave no doubt in my mind that Jesus will be waiting for you in heaven … with a gun.”

Senior

Ceramic engineering

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