Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“Here’s a sure-fire way for La Boheme to get good business … any student who goes can raise their Stat 333 grade!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

“So, what is the deal with that train bridge coming into campus on Stange Road? As the northern door to the university, it could really use a paint job.”

Staff member

Iowa State University

“If they can invent some kind of stink meter for all those putrid hog lots, then they ought to install a stink meter in Buchanan Hall — it gets ripe in the summer.”

Graduate student

Economics