Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“What’s so sexy about blubbery men? I wouldn’t want to shake,

rattle and roll with one.”

Sophomore

Economics

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“I agree with that sophomore in history who digs big boys. Boys with bellies really rock my world. The more, the merrier. The bigger the love handles, the more lovin’ there is to hold onto. Forget the stick man. Give me the man who has meat on his bones.”

Senior

Sociology

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“I gotta meet that girl who likes men with some extra weight. I got it all right here waiting for you, babe: 250 pounds of it.”

Freshman

Electrical engineering

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“The ignorance and blatant sexism of the two Iowa State students engaging in this ‘Quick E’ discourse regarding heavy people is truly shocking. I cannot believe that two female university students would address this issue in such an insensitive and offensive manner.”

Senior

History

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“To the sophomore in history who happens to like big boys: I’d like to get to know you.”

Junior

Graphic design

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“To the Tommy Hilfiger-hater: Listen bitch, I happen to be Tommy Girl, and if you don’t like it, then you can kiss my Hilfiger-clad ass.”

Senior

Interior design

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“Fred Phelps may be a little too strong in some of his message, but he’s right. Gays are going to burn in hell.”

Sophomore

Civil engineering

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“There’s no more honest-to-goodness women in the world.”

Senior

Marketing