Daily Staff Writer

Quick E of the Day

“God! Why is it so freakin’ cold in Iowa? It feels like October here.”

Graduate student

Economics

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“To the senior in mathematics about DPS: What’s your idea of a GOOD time?”

Senior

Chemistry

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“Why is ‘Godzilla’ playing on three screens in Ames, but ‘The Truman Show’ can only be seen in Ankeny or Des Moines?”

Senior

Psychology

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“I wish the Ames Tribune wouldn’t print your name and address when you report a naked man masturbating on the railroad tracks.”

Junior

Marketing

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“Maintenance Shop closed for the summer? With that old semi-trailer with fancy distilling pipes running into the building, I think not!”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Madonna looks like she’s having spasms or something in that stupid new video of hers. What ever happened to the good old days when she was ‘Like a Virgin’?”

Senior

Philosophy

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“Why aren’t there any decent nightclubs in Ames? This town is terrible. I’m going to transfer out of here.”

Junior

Marketing

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“I’m so sick of hearing about that ‘Titanic.’ I can’t wait until it’s over.”

Senior

Business