Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“Will Michael Jordan decide to retire? Will people care if he does? Let’s hear about something else for a change.”

Sophomore

Dietetics

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“Most of us ‘little brats’ are high school students, actually.”

CY-TAG student

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“How many good songs will Puff Daddy ruin before he gets a drive-by?”

Sophomore

Pre-business

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“LaFrentz is better off in the minor leagues.”

Senior

Computer science

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“Drop journals, you must be kidding me. Who wants to come to a school of grand projects that have nothing to do with academics, costing hundreds of millions of dollars, yet is ready to cancel subscriptions of half a million dollars so that it can depend on other schools who know what a university library is supposed to provide its students with. As it is we are tired of depending on this so-called Interlibrary Loan facility. Jischke and the board of regents, please get your priorities right. Beautiful boarding places do not offer what an excellent library can, and that is what we are here for!”

Graduate student

Business administration

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“Guillaume L’Hopital is the MAN!!”

Sophomore

Material science and engineering

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“I love healthily pudgy women. They are secure enough to eat something

yet homely enough not to wander. Their warm, doughy forms are ideal for

hugging, cuddling, and pizza-eating—what lasts.”

Graduate student

English

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