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Quick E of the Day

“Jesus is coming back as a black lesbian, and boy is she pissed.”

Senior

Ceramic engineering

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“I love the Quick Es because they allow people to summarize their stupidity

into one line instead of half-page editorials.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“What’s more of a tragedy? The death of Tim Widmer or the idiots who ride helmet-less after the fact?”

Junior

Graphic design

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“To the freshman in computer engineering: A ‘dorm’ is simply a place to live, while a fraternity is a brotherhood. That’s why they get upset when you shorten it.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“If interested in our upcoming visitor, the ‘good’ Rev. Fred Phelps, check out http://www.kaupe.com/expose.html — it’s quite an eye-opener.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“Today is my last day as a Cyclone… FINALLY!

GO HAWKS!!!”

Senior

Pre-med

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“How come we learn everything but engineering in Engineering 160??”

Freshman

Pre-aerospace engineering

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“Won’t Rev. Phelps be going to hell as well for not loving thy neighbor and for

treating homosexuals the way he is? Our love for one another should be

unconditional.”

Junior

Sociology

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“Ever notice how an itch is proportional to the reach? Or the hardness of butter is proportional to the softness of the bread?”

Junior

Psychology and sociology

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.