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“Reverse Campaniling, reverse Veishea. What about reverse finals?”

Sophomore

Metallurgical engineering

“A closed mouth gathers no feet.”

Junior

Psychology

“What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?”

Junior

Animal ecology

“It’s a good thing that this was a dry Veishea because I was gonna stab some guy, but then I thought, ‘Hey, this is dry Veishea.'”

Junior

Civil engineering

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

Senior

Computer engineering

“This year we’re going to have a dry Veishea.

April Fools!!!”

Senior

Agronomy

“A positive attitude won’t get you far in life, but it will piss off enough people along the

way to make it worthwhile.”

Graduate student

Chemistry

“Presenting the Will Smith-Veishea ’98 theme. ‘Gettin’ Jischke wit’ it.'”

Senior

Biology

“Friends help you move.

Good friends help you move dead bodies.”

Sophomore

LAS

“Why doesn’t somebody clone Carrie Chapman Catt and see if she grows up to be

a racist in today’s society?”

Senior

Genetics

“You show me a GSB presidential candidate that can get us better toilet paper, and I’ll show you a good voter turnout.”

Junior

Biology

“Ahhh, summer: the season of dumb people and dumber T-shirts.”

Freshman

Electrical engineering

“Where there is thought, confusion reigns.”

Senior

Computer science and

computer engineering

“Who do I speak to about requesting that the Campanile play ‘Stroke it?'”

Junior

Finance

“Funny … I don’t recall being told during orientation that I’d need ice skates and snowshoes to safely get to classes.”

Junior

Computer engineering

“With all of this rain, I don’t even think God supports a dry Veishea.”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

“There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.”

Junior

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