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Quick E of the Day

“Does anyone else get tired of hearing the homophobic kids on campus whine?”

Senior

Journalism and mass communications

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“It’s a free world when Reverse Campaniling takes place; it’s a sick world when it can’t.”

Sophomore

Electrical engineering

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“How about an old fashioned fist fight instead of a shooting rampage?”

Senior

Computer science

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“Can I have a show of hands as to how many students actually pledged to have a dry Veishea? That’s what I thought.”

Senior

Aerospace engineering

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“Next Friday, remember dictator awareness week … If you wear shoes other than sandals, you support Jischke as supreme ruler of the world.”

Sophomore

Pre-business

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“Homosexuals have the right to display their sexuality, but I have the right not to see it displayed.”

Sophomore

Business

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“Since ISU will have a dry campus at this year’s Veishea, does this mean that Martin Jischke will not be serving any wine or spirits at the Knoll during his fundraising parties?”

Senior

Journalism and mass communication

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“I think that it’s pretty sad when my parents can’t even come to visit me without getting a parking ticket.”

Sophomore

Agricultural business

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