Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“You know it’s spring when the first thing you see in the morning is two robins gettin’ it on!”

Senior

Computer science

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“I think the word Veishea means ‘You cannot have any fun, but to make up

for it we will let you eat food on Welch Ave.'”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“Why is sexual harassment (like of Paula Jones) nobody’s business until

it happens to Anita Hill?”

Graduate student,

Entomology

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“Milty and the gang … give up and let the Jischke do his job!!”

Sophomore

Chemical engineering

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“I would like to thank the cop in Missouri who took our beer (and put it in the cooler in his car) instead of giving us a ticket.”

Freshman

Pre-business

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“Senior in history:

How many US students can tell me how many points is to be played in the sepak takraw game? What’s your point?”

Senior

Computer science

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“Since we are having a dry Veishea, we should have Hanson and Barney as

the featured entertainers. MMM Bop!”

Junior

Exercise science

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