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Quick E of the Day

“If everyone removes their wiper blades, could we put DPS out of business?”

Senior

Hotel, restaurant and

institution management

“Hey, I’ll take a bubble sheet over a seven-page essay anyday!”

Senior

English

“Leviticus 19:19, ‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.’ Looks like the homosexuals aren’t the only ones who have to worry.”

Senior

Community and regional

planning

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