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Quick E of the Day

“To all those bikers: you really don’t get 50 points for hitting a pedestrian.”

Freshman

Family services

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“This year we’re going to have a dry Veishea. April Fools!!!”

Senior

Agronomy

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“I thought DPS stood for Deficient Police Substitute.”

Sophomore

Metallurgical engineering

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“All of those in favor of paving the Lake LaVerne shortcut by Welch/Lincoln Way, say I!”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“It’s a good thing my Chem TA knows what she is doing, but it would be even better if she knew English.”

Freshman

LAS

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“Never touch a person’s water gun and expect

to leave without getting hosed down.”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“The university needs to do something about those bikes with no tires that have been in front of the MU for at least three years.”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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“Perhaps if the name of Catt Hall was changed to Black Panther Hall,

everybody would be happy.”

Sophomore

Forestry

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