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Quick E of the Day

“There is no problem that cannot be solved with a hammer of sufficient size.”

Freshman

Art and design

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“Tim was more than just an ISU student. He was a son, brother, old high

school friend, classmate, fraternity brother and friend to many people. He will be greatly missed.”

Senior

Journalism and mass

communication

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“When did Maple-Willow-Larch become so ‘far away’ that its residents have to take the Orange bus ‘to campus?'”

Senior

Industrial technology

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“To the Iowa State Daily: You take a lot of crap from everyone, but hey,

you guys still rock.”

Freshman

Agricultural education and

agricultural studies

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“Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, it’s just not widely

reported.”

Junior

Mechanical engineering

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“At first I was disappointed with the Daily because it didn’t have a full comic section. Then I found the Opinion page.”

Senior

Agricultural business

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“I don’t understand why America is so uptight about marijuana, but alcohol is considered OK. I’ve never seen a stoned person start a fight.”

Sophomore

Psychology

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“A condom in the hand is worth four on the floor.”

Junior

Computer science and

computer engineering

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