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Quick E of the Day

“The new way to spell Veishea: L-A-M-E.”

Freshman

Marketing

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“Of all the statistics that are in the paper for Veishea this weekend, the one I want to know is how many cars were seen leaving Ames on Friday.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“We’re offended by people who are offended by everything.”

Seniors

Civil engineering

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“I saw the greatest thing I’ve seen on campus in a long time — PEPSI

trucks.”

Sophomore

Management information systems

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“I celebrated a dry Veishea. I dry heaved.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Kudos to the trumpeter playing ‘Taps’ after the Physics 221 test. It should be the department’s theme song!”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“I would rather pull on my eyelids and punch a hole in them than listen to that damn Flaming Lips Experiment!”

Sophomore

Apparel design

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“‘Freedom is the right to choose: The right to create for yourself the alternatives of choice; without the possibility of choice and the

exercise of choice a man is not a man but a member, an instrument, a thing…’ — Archibald MacLeish.”

Freshman

Psychology

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“I think we should rename Catt Hall to Beavis Hall, in honor of all the Buttheads who want the name changed.”

Junior

Biology

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“Isn’t it odd that there were far more cops at dry Veishea than there ever were at a ‘wet’ Veishea?”

Sophomore

Industrial engineering

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