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Quick E of the Day

“There is no such thing as a lame event. Just lame people.”

Freshman

Biology

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“It’s a good thing that this was a dry Veishea because I was gonna stab some guy, but then I thought, ‘Hey, this is DRY VEISHEA.'”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“Freshmen, stop whining! The new way to spell Veishea is S-A-F-E!”

Sophomore

Interior design

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“If The Flaming Lips Experiment couldn’t start a riot, nothing will!!!”

Freshman

Psychology

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“I’m no stat major, but if only 1/4 the people attended Veishea, and only

1/4 of the arrests are made, isn’t that proportional to last year??”

Junior

Construction engineering

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“I am waiting for an apology from Martin J. for doubting the students.”

Junior

Environmental science

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“Why is it that I see 10 orange route busses for every brown route bus?”

Junior

Psychology

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“Am I the only one who had a fun Veishea —

completely dry?”

Senior

Mechanical engineering

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“I now declare this coming weekend the first annual ‘Wet Weekend After Veishea’ — please don’t be afraid to celebrate ‘fun for the whole family.'”

Sophomore

Apparel merchandising, design and production

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.