Quick Es

Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“Ahhh, summer: the season of dumb people and dumber T-shirts.”

Freshman

Electrical engineering


Sports Quick E of the Day

“Gene Smith’s decision to reassign rather than fire Jackie Nunez is nothing short of gutless.”

Senior

History



“I think that Judge Judy should come to ISU and decide the Catt Hall

situation.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering


“Did anybody bother to plan the construction work behind Alumni Hall? It

looks like crap.”

Senior

Aerospace engineering


“Is anyone else scared that CyRide has a bus numbered 911?”

Senior

Agricultural studies


“How hard is it to synchronize the clock and chimes of the Campanile?”

Junior

Mechanical engineering


“Jesus would take that skanky nylon strap off his wrist and denounce the

commercialization of his name.”

Junior

Computer engineering


“Why are guys in fraternities so anal about the term frat? I live in a dormitory and I don’t complain about it being called a dorm.”

Freshman

Computer engineering


“Since when did disagreeing with someone’s ideas make you a phobic of them?”

Senior

Agricultural business


“If I changed majors, would I be an Ex-Con E?”

Junior

Construction engineering


“I think the computer science department should offer a course in personal

hygiene.”

Senior

Mechanical engineering


“Are the Government of the Student Body representatives in it to better the life of students or the front row parking spaces?”

Sophomore

Pre-business



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