Quick Es
April 30, 1998
Letter to the Editor
Quick E of the Day
“Ahhh, summer: the season of dumb people and dumber T-shirts.”
Freshman
Electrical engineering
Sports Quick E of the Day
“Gene Smith’s decision to reassign rather than fire Jackie Nunez is nothing short of gutless.”
Senior
History
“I think that Judge Judy should come to ISU and decide the Catt Hall
situation.”
Sophomore
Computer engineering
“Did anybody bother to plan the construction work behind Alumni Hall? It
looks like crap.”
Senior
Aerospace engineering
“Is anyone else scared that CyRide has a bus numbered 911?”
Senior
Agricultural studies
“How hard is it to synchronize the clock and chimes of the Campanile?”
Junior
Mechanical engineering
“Jesus would take that skanky nylon strap off his wrist and denounce the
commercialization of his name.”
Junior
Computer engineering
“Why are guys in fraternities so anal about the term frat? I live in a dormitory and I don’t complain about it being called a dorm.”
Freshman
Computer engineering
“Since when did disagreeing with someone’s ideas make you a phobic of them?”
Senior
Agricultural business
“If I changed majors, would I be an Ex-Con E?”
Junior
Construction engineering
“I think the computer science department should offer a course in personal
hygiene.”
Senior
Mechanical engineering
“Are the Government of the Student Body representatives in it to better the life of students or the front row parking spaces?”
Sophomore
Pre-business
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