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Sports Quick E of the Day

“Spring, ahhh! Baseball season, the crack of the ball, the call of the umpire. When does football start?”

Senior

Computer engineering

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“I was misquoted in Monday’s editorial concerning The Flaming Lips

Experiment; my actual quotes were ‘you suck,’ ‘somebody shoot me’ and ‘go home.'”

Junior

Chemical engineering

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“Veishea: The annual spring police officer reunion.”

Junior

Physics

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“To the senior that wrote ‘Veishea without alcohol was like Christmas without presents’: Christmas is not about presents and Veishea is not about alcohol.”

Freshman

Chemical engineering

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“Does anyone think it’s ironic that food service used paper plates on Earth

Day?”

Freshman

Finance

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“To the sophomore in interior design: S-A-F-E for Veishea spells

B-O-R-I-N-G.”

Junior

Aerospace engineering

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“If you take out the ‘Y’ in Beyer Hall, it would be called Beer Hall.”

Junior

Civil engineering

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“I didn’t know they allowed actual flaming floats in the Veishea parade. I’ve got several great ideas for next year!”

Freshman

Construction engineering

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“To the binge drinker: Wow, I look up to you (NOT).”

Freshman

LAS

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