Quick Es
April 13, 1998
Letter to the Editor
Quick E of the Day
“If it rains during Veishea, will it still be a dry Veishea?”
Junior
Management information systems
“Are we going to need permission slips from our parents to attend Veishea
next year?”
Junior
Mechanical engineering
“First no Comedy Central, now they move the Jerry Springer Show. What’s TCI going to screw us out of next?”
Freshman
Marketing
“To the senior in computer science, the Regu (sepak takraw team) plays to 15 points — how do you like them apples? Go USA!!!”
Freshman
Animal science
“Think of Easter weekend as the calm before the storm.”
Sophomore
Agricultural biochemistry
“On the subject of Reverse Campaniling, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam
and Steve.”
Sophomore
Animal science
“Sincere thanks to the kind person who found my copy card at the library and brought it to my lab in the molecular biology building.”
Graduate student
Biochemistry
“We may riot, but when was the last time you saw a murder at a residence hall?”
Freshman
Zoology
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