Quick Es

Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“If it rains during Veishea, will it still be a dry Veishea?”

Junior

Management information systems



“Are we going to need permission slips from our parents to attend Veishea

next year?”

Junior

Mechanical engineering


“First no Comedy Central, now they move the Jerry Springer Show. What’s TCI going to screw us out of next?”

Freshman

Marketing


“To the senior in computer science, the Regu (sepak takraw team) plays to 15 points — how do you like them apples? Go USA!!!”

Freshman

Animal science


“Think of Easter weekend as the calm before the storm.”

Sophomore

Agricultural biochemistry


“On the subject of Reverse Campaniling, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam

and Steve.”

Sophomore

Animal science


“Sincere thanks to the kind person who found my copy card at the library and brought it to my lab in the molecular biology building.”

Graduate student

Biochemistry


“We may riot, but when was the last time you saw a murder at a residence hall?”

Freshman

Zoology



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