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Quick E of the Day

“Reverse Campaniling? What’s next, reverse Veishea? Oh, wait. Nevermind.”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Living off campus means the freedom to choose to drink during Veishea.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“I don’t know about the traditional dances of Brazil, the religions in Nairobi or the food in Kuwait, but how many international students can tell me how many points a touchdown is worth?”

Senior

History

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“To whom it may concern: Please stop the chit-chatting and whispers during lectures. The distraction is very disrespectful to not only your fellow classmates, but your professors as well.”

Junior

Marketing

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“Heterosexual-only orgy, Thursday, high noon at the Campanile. Let’s get our ‘awareness’ raised.”

Senior

Agricultural and biosystems engineering

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“Why are MINORS bitching about a privilege you don’t have any weekend, let alone Veishea weekend?”

Freshman

Pre-engineering

Freshman Elementary education

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“Everyone blames everything on the greek system, but it doesn’t seem like we are the ones that have large dorm rumbles or overdoses on drugs.”

Freshman

Pre-business

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.