Letter to the Editor

Quick E of the Day

“A professor is someone who talks in other people’s sleep.”

Sophomore

Pre-electrical engineering

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Sports Quick E of the day

“Coaching the Bulls after the dynasty is like winning the Batmobile and finding out there’s no engine.”

Senior

Electrical engineering

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“What kind of sick world do we live in when ‘Jerry Springer’ can be replaced by ‘Little House on the Prairie?'”

Freshman

Computer science

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“Is there anyplace in Ames for someone under 21 to go and play darts?”

Sophomore

Computer engineering

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“Isn’t it ironic that DPS parks illegally to hand out parking tickets?”

Freshman

Engineering

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“I’m beginning to think that they call it dead week because all of my teachers that scheduled a test during it can die!”

Sophomore

Mechanical engineering

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“I wish there were only 28 days in September.”

Freshman

Pre-mechanical engineering

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“I think there should be an update on Frank Sinatra’s health in every issue of the Daily. Right above the weather.”

Sophomore

Sociology

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“It’s funny how everyone advocates freedom of speech but no one wants

anyone else to exercise it.”

Senior

Elementary education and

political science

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“If I have to fill in one more bubble sheet for a test … I am going to get real whiny and write a stupid Quick E.”

Freshman

Art and design

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E-mail one-sentence Quick Es to [email protected]. edu with “Quick E” as the subject. Include year in school and major. All Quick Es will be anonymous.