Quick Es

Letter to the Editor

“Daddy Jischke, now that we were good boys and girls, can we have our Friday before Veishea back?”

Senior

Computer engineering


“ISU students who wear Hawkeye clothing should be severely beaten.”

Senior

Finance


Crystal Method was a swingin’ shindig baby! Yeah!”

Junior

Civil engineering


“Hey, you were all freshman once, some of you probably twice, so leave us alone.”

Freshman

Pre-journalism and mass communication


“How are bikers expected to stay off sidewalks when half the bike racks are only accessible from them?”

Senior

Electrical engineering


“With the new tuition increase, do you think we will get some real toilet

paper?”

Freshman

Electrical engineering


“I think all the engineers should get a day off to smoke pot in front of Beardshear. Everybody needs to relax and calm down a bit.”

Junior

Chemical engineering


“I love spring. All the good-looking guys come out of hibernation.”

Sophomore

Agricultural engineering



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