Quick Es
April 24, 1998
Letter to the Editor
“Daddy Jischke, now that we were good boys and girls, can we have our Friday before Veishea back?”
Senior
Computer engineering
“ISU students who wear Hawkeye clothing should be severely beaten.”
Senior
Finance
Crystal Method was a swingin’ shindig baby! Yeah!”
Junior
Civil engineering
“Hey, you were all freshman once, some of you probably twice, so leave us alone.”
Freshman
Pre-journalism and mass communication
“How are bikers expected to stay off sidewalks when half the bike racks are only accessible from them?”
Senior
Electrical engineering
“With the new tuition increase, do you think we will get some real toilet
paper?”
Freshman
Electrical engineering
“I think all the engineers should get a day off to smoke pot in front of Beardshear. Everybody needs to relax and calm down a bit.”
Junior
Chemical engineering
“I love spring. All the good-looking guys come out of hibernation.”
Sophomore
Agricultural engineering
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